Tim Quote #2777
Quote from Tim in The Old College Try
Brett: Whoa. It's a '55 Nomad.
Tim: Fully restored.
Grant: And fully restored again after you dropped that beam on it.
Billy: What do you got under the hood?
Tim: 395 horses. Listen. [engine revs]
Billy: It sounds awesome.
Brett: Yeah, but I bet it wouldn't beat my Firebird off the line.
Tim: You don't think so?
Grant: Why don't we go find out?
Tim: Oh, right. You want to go drag racing at 12:00 at night? [of their looks] All right. Our first field trip!
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Quote from Wilson
Tim: We sound like a bunch of geezers.
Harry: Well, there's a very good reason for that.
All: We are.
Wilson: You know, I'm reminded of the English novelist Anthony Powell who said, "Getting old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you never committed."
Quote from Wilson
Tim: Wilson, you want some?
Wilson: Oh, no chili for me. You know, I just got my cholesterol results. I wish my IQ was that high. Wait a second. It is.
Quote from Jill
Tim: You won't believe what happened to me today.
Jill: What?
Tim: Wayne County Community College called the set and wants me to teach a class.
Jill: How to Blow Yourself Up 101?
Tim: You know, these barbs draw blood sometimes.