Tim Quote #2572
Quote from Tim in The Kiss and the Kiss Off
Jill: Did you ask Heidi how she felt about Lisa coming back to the show whenever she wants?
Tim: As a matter of fact... no.
Jill: Did you make sure that you didn't feature Lisa on the show any more than you featured Heidi?
Tim: As I recall... no.
Jill: Did you, at any time, tell Heidi that Lisa coming back on the show was in no way a threat to her job?
Tim: I'll have to go... with "no."
Jill: Do you see a pattern here?
Tim: No.
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‘The Kiss and the Kiss Off’ Quotes
Quote from Al
Al: What is becoming of Al Borland? I mean, is my sensitivity being obliterated by my overwhelming masculinity?
Lisa: I don't think so, Al.
Quote from Tim
Jill: Tim, which do you think the audience is gonna be more excited about, your primered car or the two tool girls?
Tim: Come on! Tool Time, guys watching... The primered hot rod.
Jill: You are so sweet. I love that you rather look at cars than beautiful women.
Tim: Really?
Jill: Yeah.
Tim: You know what that also means?
Jill: What?
Tim: I'd leave you in a second if I met the right Corvette.
Quote from Tim
Jill: What would happen if Binford asked Bob Vila to come and co-host Tool Time whenever he felt like it?
Tim: I'd probably hit him in the head with a board like I did last time.