Tim Quote #2567
Quote from Tim in The Kiss and the Kiss Off
Tim: Looks like we have time for one more letter.
Heidi: Here you are.
Tim: A big one. This one is from a Katie Allen, one of our younger viewers, look at that, a little picture for us.
Audience: Oh.
Tim: A little Tool Time bench. There's me... after a weekend in Cancun, evidently. There's Al. And Heidi's carrying, looks like, a chainsaw backstage. Thank you, Katie, very nice.
Heidi: Cute.
Al: Well, Katie, you're a very talented artist.
Tim: Artist? She's a magician. Look how thin she made you look.
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‘The Kiss and the Kiss Off’ Quotes
Quote from Al
Al: What is becoming of Al Borland? I mean, is my sensitivity being obliterated by my overwhelming masculinity?
Lisa: I don't think so, Al.
Quote from Tim
Jill: Tim, which do you think the audience is gonna be more excited about, your primered car or the two tool girls?
Tim: Come on! Tool Time, guys watching... The primered hot rod.
Jill: You are so sweet. I love that you rather look at cars than beautiful women.
Tim: Really?
Jill: Yeah.
Tim: You know what that also means?
Jill: What?
Tim: I'd leave you in a second if I met the right Corvette.
Quote from Tim
Jill: What would happen if Binford asked Bob Vila to come and co-host Tool Time whenever he felt like it?
Tim: I'd probably hit him in the head with a board like I did last time.