Tim Quote #2431

Quote from Tim in A Funny Valentine

Liddy Talbot: You know, when I saw you last night, I just couldn't get over how much you resembled your father.
Tim: Really?
Liddy Talbot: He was really a very special guy.
Tim: Yeah, he was, which is why... [bass playing] Which is why this is so difficult. [bass playing] It's very, very tough for me... Could you put a lid on that for a minute?
Liddy Talbot: Guys, take a break.
Tim: Well, it's tough after so much time to find out after my father was married that he, you know...
Liddy Talbot: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Your father adored your mother. He wouldn't even think of having an affair.
Tim: An affair?! No way! No! No! Not my dad! No! Drinks for everybody, huh? Except for these two. Mel, you're a married man.

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 ‘A Funny Valentine’ Quotes

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Tim: Welcome to Tool Time. I am Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor. Of course, you all know my assistant, Al Borland. [crowd applause] Well, welcome to remodeling week here on Tool Time. Today we're gonna show you some space-saving items around the home, like this clever little clap rack.
Al: All right, let's start over here at the kitchen counter.
Tim: No better way to save space than utilize it well. Under-counter recycling bins.
Al: And this narrow area is a great place for a dispenser for aluminum, wax paper and plastic wrap.
Tim: And what about my special drawer?
Al: What is so special about this drawer?
Tim: This is a drawer you can put all the stuff you can't find any other place for. You know, like buttons and pins that don't work, string, thimbles, you know, navel lint, rakes, brooms, skis, poles... There's even room for you in there, Al.
Al: I don't think so, Tim.

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Al: All right. Now, this is a nifty idea. This is a cooling unit in a drawer. It's great for fruits and vegetables, close to the cutting board.
Tim: As well as your wine, your beer, your vodka.
Al: And that extra liver you're going to need for the transplant.

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Al: Now, if you need some extra space in the utility room, this unit is a washer/dryer all in one.
Tim: Oh! Finished your laundry, Al. [holds up a large pair of flannel underpants] Oh, gosh darn it, I must've shrunk 'em.
Al: All right. Now, over to the family unit here.
Tim: Now, you can't possibly tell me these are called briefs. How many flannels you have to kill to get underwear this size?