Tim Quote #2410
Quote from Tim in Totally Tool Time
Al: Well, it's time for a different sort of cardiovascular exercise. Uh, by the way, this happens to be the Man's Steam Room.
Man: [o.s.] There's a draft! Close the door!
Al: Well, nothing gets the heart pumping faster than the Man's Exercise Bike.
Tim: In the Man's Gym, we don't use an ordinary exercise bike. We use one of these.
Al: That's right. This can be set to many different levels.
Tim: Beginning rider, expert rider... And if you're tired of pedaling altogether, we got Easy Rider. [engine starts] [crashing]
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‘Totally Tool Time’ Quotes
Quote from Wilson
Tim: Wilson, thank you very much for being a guest on today's show.
Wilson: Oh, Tim, it's my pleasure. You know, I have many relatives living in Sweden. They're gonna be so thrilled to see me on TV. Some of them have never seen my face.
Quote from Tim
Jill: If the show's a big hit in Europe, does that mean we finally get to go there?
Tim: Yeah! We can go to England and visit the Aston Martin factory. Italy, the Ferrari plant. A romantic weekend in Stuttgart at the Porsche factory.
Jill: That's about as romantic as touring a sausage factory.
Tim: We can do that too. On the way home, we'll swing by Poland.
Quote from Brad
Tim: Hey, guys. I got the mail. There's a package from Sweden. You know what that means?
Brad: You won the Nobel Prize again?