Tim Quote #2409
Quote from Tim in Totally Tool Time
Al: All right, who hasn't been in the middle of a workout - when nature comes a-callin'?
Tim: In the Man's Gym... In the Man's Gym, you don't have to drop your workout to drop your drawers. Just row as you go. No need to lift the seat in the Man's Gym, I'll tell you that right now. How about a little refreshment, Al?
Al: Let's go to the bars. The Man's Health Bar.
Tim: Two Man's Gym Specials, Milt. Ah. Here's to your health. Nothing healthier than Swedish vodka.
Al: Unless, of course, it's a Swedish massage.
Tim: How about a little back rub, Milt?
Milton: I don't go for that sort of thing! But Helga does.
Tim: Oh... Oh, I love my job.
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‘Totally Tool Time’ Quotes
Quote from Wilson
Tim: Wilson, thank you very much for being a guest on today's show.
Wilson: Oh, Tim, it's my pleasure. You know, I have many relatives living in Sweden. They're gonna be so thrilled to see me on TV. Some of them have never seen my face.
Quote from Tim
Jill: If the show's a big hit in Europe, does that mean we finally get to go there?
Tim: Yeah! We can go to England and visit the Aston Martin factory. Italy, the Ferrari plant. A romantic weekend in Stuttgart at the Porsche factory.
Jill: That's about as romantic as touring a sausage factory.
Tim: We can do that too. On the way home, we'll swing by Poland.
Quote from Brad
Tim: Hey, guys. I got the mail. There's a package from Sweden. You know what that means?
Brad: You won the Nobel Prize again?