Tim Quote #2348
Quote from Tim in No Place Like Home
Lucille: OK, boys, you just put that toilet right back. It belongs to the new owners.
Tim: Ah... They'll just probably throw it out like the rest of the stuff.
Jeff: What?
Tim: The new owners, they're tearing out everything. Floor, the mantel. They're taking out the stairway.
Jeff: How are they gonna get to the second floor?
Marty: Hey, this is serious! They can't do that to us. This is the house where we grew up.
Tim: The house where I learned you can put a lawn mower engine on a tricycle.
Jeff: This is the house where I lost my hair.
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‘No Place Like Home’ Quotes
Quote from Wilson
Wilson: You know, closing up the old childhood home can be a traumatic thing. I know it was for me.
Tim: A lot of memories?
Wilson: Yeah, they're still vivid. Waking up to the sound of a hyena laughing. The sweet smell of hay as the zebra grazed. The sight of a mother rhinoceros feeding her calf.
Tim: Uh, you... you were raised in Africa?
Wilson: Chicago. In an apartment overlooking the zoo.
Quote from Tim
Jill: How are you, honey?
Tim: I'm good. I was just thinking how much I'm like this house.
Marty: You mean you both have old, leaky pipes?
Tim: I'm speaking metaphorically.
Jeff: Metaphorically? You actually know what that means?
Tim: I have a neighbor who explains stuff like this to me.
Quote from Wilson
Tim: So, Wilson, what are you doing?
Wilson: Well, Tim, I'm carving a nativity scene out of giant radishes. What do you think of my Three Wise Men?
Tim: I think they should come bearing onion dip.
Wilson: [chuckles] See, this is part of the Mexican custom of Noche de Rabanos.
Tim: Um... Night of the Bathroom?
Wilson: No, no, no, no, no, Tim. Night of the Radishes. You see, every Christmas, farming families would head into town and display their tuberous creations.