Randy Quote #249
Quote from Randy in The Vasectomy One
Randy: You happen to see the latest list? You know, I made "best butt."
Angela: Yeah, I heard. You know, it started when Allison Lewis was, like, having a huge fight with her boyfriend, Geoff Biegle, who has, like, the cutest butt in the whole entire world, because he was ignoring her, talking to Tiffany Fink, so she, like, decided to get back at him by making up this list and instead of, like, putting his cute butt on it, she picked out the scrawniest butt in the school, which was you. Maybe I shouldn't have told you that.
Randy: You think?
Angela: Sorry.
Angela: Oh, my God, I'm, like, so embarrassed. Why didn't you tell me he didn't know?
Brad: Because...
Angela: If I would have known that he didn't know, I wouldn't have said anything, because I'm usually careful about what comes out of my mouth.
Home Improvement Quotes
‘The Vasectomy One’ Quotes
Quote from Tim
Tim: I thought you were talking about the tube-tying thing.
Jill: Well, I am talking about tube-tying, except it's your tubes.
Tim: You can back up that clip ship right now.
Jill: Honey, it is much safer for a man to get a vasectomy than it is for a woman to have a tubal ligation.
Tim: Says who? The Wives with Knives Club?
Quote from Jill
Tim: A woman? You brought me here to see a woman?
Jill: I didn't know she was a woman. My gynecologist just said that Dr. Kaplan was the best urologist in town.
Tim: How am I supposed to talk to a woman about what's going on in manland?
Jill: Manland? Now you got a theme park between your legs?
Quote from Tim
Jill: Why don't you tell us what's involved in the procedure.
Tim: Yeah, I'm dying to hear this.
Dr. Kaplan: Well, the morning of your appointment, you'll have to shave in the area where I'll be making the incisions.
Tim: Shave? Here?
Dr. Kaplan: It's just a routine procedure.
Tim: Not in my house it's not. What do you think? I wake up, brush my teeth and shave ping and pong?
Jill: Well, you could go to a barber, but it might be a little awkward.