Tim Quote #1647
Quote from Tim in Wilson's Girlfriend
Al: All right. Let's get to ironing technique. Now, I start with the sleeve and move on to the body of the shirt. Marv, if you come in here. I also like to start with a light spray from my mist button.
Tim: Let me show you how the pros do it. I'm talking about the European tailors, Chinese tailors, Hong Kong tailors... Tim Taylors. We use the old gravity-feed professional iron. Yeah. 1,000 watts, 120 volts, 275 degrees. [grunts] I like a little starch in my shirt, so I'll starch her up.
Al: Uh, actually, Tim, too much starch can irritate the skin.
Tim: Yeah. Too much Al can irritate Tim. If you iron like Al's ironing, it'll take forever. European way, professional way, do it quick. Steam going there. And there you go.
Home Improvement Quotes
‘Wilson's Girlfriend’ Quotes
Quote from Wilson
Judith: Jill has told me so much about you. It's all been great.
Wilson: Well, I am flattered.
Judith: The only thing she didn't tell me is your last name.
Wilson: It's Wilson.
Judith: Oh, I thought that was your first name.
Wilson: Wilson is my first name.
Tim: Well, it's not that unusual. I'm actually Tim Tim. This is Jill Jill. [Jill nudges Tim] Sorry sorry.
Quote from Tim
Jill: Judith says that Wilson has a problem with intimacy.
Tim: Oh! So he can't... Oh. Oh, God. Oh! Oh! Well... Oh, honey! I mean, I would have never known. He wouldn't talk about something like that. Oh, no wonder he's got all this... Probably an old war injury or something, huh?
Jill: Not that kind of intimacy! I'm talking about emotional intimacy.
Tim: Oh, thank God it's nothing important. Whoo!
Quote from Tim
Jill: He doesn't share his feelings. She's spent every day of the last two weeks with him and she feels she doesn't know who he is.
Tim: Well, tell her I've spent the last 15 years with him, and I don't know who he is. It doesn't hurt our relationship.
Jill: I think that she wants something more from the relationship. She wants to go to the next level.
Tim: What is it with women and the "next level"? What's wrong with the level we're on? Just take the elevator and leave us the heck alone. Hm?
Jill: Every time she asks him about himself, all he does is intellectualize or say something weird.
Tim: He always says something weird. That's what makes Wilson Wilson Wilson.