Al Quote #217
Quote from Al in No, No, Godot
Al: Well, what are we gonna do? I can't spend the night in this sardine can!
Tim: Just relax, will you? I'll call again later. Someone's bound to pick up over there.
Al: I can't do this. Where are you supposed to go to the bathroom? [Tim points to a toilet] Oh, my God. That's the bathroom? Where are the doors?
Tim: They're invisible. Just like the Jacuzzi and the decorative soaps.
Al: Oh, man. We have to come up with the bail money now.
Tim: Well, um... Talent show.
Al: Huh?
Tim: Yeah. Charge admission. You do your famous Pozzo for these guys. It was such a hit with the cop in the parking lot.
Al: Now, don't you start criticizing my Pozzo. You know, the reviewer for the high school paper said I made him tingle.
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‘No, No, Godot’ Quotes
Quote from Wilson
Mark: Thank you for helping me with my school project, Wilson.
Tim: It's my pleasure, Mark.
Mark: You know, I've always been fascinated with papier-mache. You know, the name is French, but actually it was invented by the Chinese.
Mark: How do you know all this stuff?
Wilson: Mark, I have a tremendous amount of spare time.
Quote from Tim
Tim: Just relax. No one's going to know you're here. It's a holding cell in Detroit. Who's gonna see you here?
George: Hey, aren't you those guys from that TV tool show?
Tim: Yes, I'm Bob Vila, this is Norm. We're back together again.
George: No. You're Tim and Al! [laughs] I used to watch you guys at Jackson State Prison. You got a lot of fans up there. [they laugh]
Tim: Hey! Hey, that's great! Lot of fans up there. We got the 18 to life demographic.
Quote from Al
Tim: You're gonna have a lot more fun tonight than we are.
Officer Keegan: That could be. No, no, no, wait. I got one more thing I gotta show you.
Tim: We gotta go, buddy. We're late.
Al: You have a badge? Did you also play Officer Krupke in West Side Story?
Tim: No, this is Officer Keegan. Precinct 29, Detroit Police Department.
Officer Keegan: That's right. You're under arrest for scalping tickets.
Tim: What?
Officer Keegan: Yeah. Come on, let's go.
Al: I can't believe this! I open up to you by showing you my Pozzo, and you're taking us to jail?
Officer Keegan: Well, first of all, you're not a very good Pozzo. Besides that, scalping is against the law. So come on, let's go.
Al: This is all your fault, Tim.
Tim: Well, I probably could have talked him out of it, if you hadn't pulled your Pozzo out in the parking lot.