Mark Quote #77
Quote from Mark in The Naked Truth
Mark: What is a bar mitzvah, anyways?
Brad: Well, when a Jewish boy turns 13, they say a whole bunch of prayers, and then eventually his family throws him a huge party, with lots of food and tons of presents.
Mark: Cool. You think if I start praying now, I could have a bar mitzvah?
Brad: Yeah, Mark, why don't you do that? Then tomorrow you can pray for a new brain.
Mark: I just hope I don't get yours.
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Quote from Tim
Jill: What was it you were trying to say?
Tim: That's our song, right there. That's our song.
Jill: "La Cucaracha" is our song?
Tim: [sings] La cucaracha, la cucaracha
Nancy: Tim and I saw each other naked.
Tim: [sings] I didn't mean to, I thought it was you, la la la la la la! Hey, everybody, come on!
Quote from Heidi
Heidi: Welcome to a very special Tool Time, live from Tim's bathroom. Now here they are, those princes of porcelain, those titans of the toilet, those jokers of the john, those bad boys of the bowl, those...
Tim: [o.s.] Heidi!
Heidi: Sorry. Tim Taylor and Al Borland.
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Stage Manager: Hey, where are you guys going? We're on! We're on in five, four, three, two...
Heidi: Welcome back to Tool Time, with those kings of the can, those lords of the loo, those thrill-seekers of the throne, those heroes of the head, those...
Tim: [o.s.] Heidi!