Tim Quote #1434
Quote from Tim in Some Like It Hot Rod
Tim: Anyway, we're gonna remove this rumor with Binford's 6100 series power washer. Now, normally these things have about 11 horse, but I've added a few extra ponies.
Al: How many more?
Tim: Oh, about 100. Heidi, start her up. Stand back. Just like butter.
Al: Well, that worked just great. Now "Al's a gal" is in there permanently and what are you gonna do about that?
Tim: Add "For a good time, call..."
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‘Some Like It Hot Rod’ Quotes
Quote from Wilson
Jill: Wilson, I've been thinking about this. Do you think that subconsciously I left the hot rod out in the snow to get back at Tim for dropping that two-ton beam on my station wagon?
Wilson: Well, Jill, that's a very interesting theory, but I'm sure that your leaving the car out was just an accident.
Jill: Yeah. But you know what Freud says about that, "There are no accidents."
Wilson: Well, obviously Freud never saw Tool Time.
Quote from Tim
Jill: Get in. See if it meets your approval.
Tim: Jill, this is the greatest gift you've ever given me.
Jill: I gave you three children.
Tim: Yeah, but none of them came out this clean.
Quote from Brad
Jill: How could I have done something so stupid?
Brad: They say when two people have been married for a long time they start acting like each other.
Jill: You're not helping, Brad.