Al Quote #188
Quote from Al in Some Like It Hot Rod
Al: Thank you and welcome back to our segment on stain removal.
Tim: When talking about stains, most people think of stains in clothes - food, grease...
Al: And the kind Tim is most familiar with, bloodstains.
Tim: Oh. Speaking of stains, what is that? [Tim flicks Al's nose as he looks down] Ting!
Al: I can't believe I fell for that. That's the oldest trick in the book.
Tim: No, no, no, Al. [taps Al on his left shoulder] That is the oldest trick in the book.
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‘Some Like It Hot Rod’ Quotes
Quote from Wilson
Jill: Wilson, I've been thinking about this. Do you think that subconsciously I left the hot rod out in the snow to get back at Tim for dropping that two-ton beam on my station wagon?
Wilson: Well, Jill, that's a very interesting theory, but I'm sure that your leaving the car out was just an accident.
Jill: Yeah. But you know what Freud says about that, "There are no accidents."
Wilson: Well, obviously Freud never saw Tool Time.
Quote from Tim
Jill: Get in. See if it meets your approval.
Tim: Jill, this is the greatest gift you've ever given me.
Jill: I gave you three children.
Tim: Yeah, but none of them came out this clean.
Quote from Brad
Jill: How could I have done something so stupid?
Brad: They say when two people have been married for a long time they start acting like each other.
Jill: You're not helping, Brad.