Jill Quote #515
Quote from Jill in Some Like It Hot Rod
Tim: They decided to put a picture of the hot rod in the magazine.
Jill: They did? Oh, good. I'm so glad.
Tim: They're gonna get a woman in a string bikini to sit on the hood.
Jill: Tim, I have never been more proud of you than I am at this moment.
Tim: I suggested you be that woman.
Jill: Well, I appreciate the thought, Tim, but there's not enough string in the whole wide world.
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‘Some Like It Hot Rod’ Quotes
Quote from Wilson
Jill: Wilson, I've been thinking about this. Do you think that subconsciously I left the hot rod out in the snow to get back at Tim for dropping that two-ton beam on my station wagon?
Wilson: Well, Jill, that's a very interesting theory, but I'm sure that your leaving the car out was just an accident.
Jill: Yeah. But you know what Freud says about that, "There are no accidents."
Wilson: Well, obviously Freud never saw Tool Time.
Quote from Tim
Jill: Get in. See if it meets your approval.
Tim: Jill, this is the greatest gift you've ever given me.
Jill: I gave you three children.
Tim: Yeah, but none of them came out this clean.
Quote from Brad
Jill: How could I have done something so stupid?
Brad: They say when two people have been married for a long time they start acting like each other.
Jill: You're not helping, Brad.