Tim Quote #1269
Quote from Tim in Back in the Saddle Shoes Again
Tim: Hey, Wilson. Want some flowers?
Wilson: Why, Tim, what a neighborly gesture.
Tim: It'll cost you 35 bucks.
Wilson: Well, you know, if I'm not mistaken, Tim, that looks like the $27.95 "Tim Taylor Foot-in-Your-Mouth" special.
Tim: Yeah. I tried to use them to say I'm sorry to Jill. She didn't want them. She wants to go back to school and was mad 'cause she doesn't think I'm being very supportive.
Wilson: Well, do you feel that you are?
Tim: I guess that depends on your definition of "supportive." I told her it was a stupid idea and she probably couldn't even get into clown college.
Wilson: Well, Tim, I don't think that's anyone's definition of supportive.
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Quote from Jill
Tim: Well, let me ask you a question. Have you ever wished that you'd married somebody as smart as you?
Jill: You think I'm smarter than you?
Tim: Yeah.
Jill: Well, that just shows how smart you are.
Tim: You didn't answer the question.
Jill: Do I ever wish that I married somebody else? Why would I wanna marry anybody else? You're funny, you're sexy, creative, you take chances, and you're definitely not afraid to be wrong. I'm perfectly happy being married to a man who thinks that PBS is something that women get once a month.
Tim: What I said was, "Once a month is enough for PBS." And way too much for the other thing.
Quote from Tim
Tim: Why don't you go to a trade school?
Jill: Trade school?
Tim: Six months, you can be a turret lathe operator.
Jill: I don't want to be a turret lathe operator. I don't even know what that is.
Tim: That's why you go to the school. How about a certified arc welder?
Jill: Are you insane?
Tim: Diesel bus repair.
Jill: Tim, I was really excited about this idea. I'm trying to have a serious conversation with you about it, and all you can do is throw out idiotic suggestions. Why don't you just tell me to go to clown college?
Tim: They'd never take you. You're not funny enough and your feet are too small.
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Jill: Tim, I was talking to you.
Tim: Hold on a second. Maybe one of the kids got in an accident.
Jill: I thought that they were all home.
Tim: Hold on a minute. Well, most of the accidents take place in the home. [on the phone] Hey. Hey, Deke? What are you doing? Ah. Hold on a second. [to Jill] Thank God the kids are OK.