Tim Quote #815
Quote from Tim in Maybe, Baby
Tim: The point is, to John Q Primitive Man, this was his source of fire. They would try to get a spark going, rubbing like this, to see if they could get the kindling moving.
Al: Well, you should be careful, because you could start a fire.
Tim: Like I'm really gonna start a fire with sticks like this. You can't get a spark...
Al: Tim...
Tim: Al... Al...
Al: You're on fire.
Tim: Indeed I am, Al, and, you know, I've done this to teach the kids an important lesson - don't play with sticks. They can put your eye out or ignite your forearm. Al, could you help me out?
Home Improvement Quotes
‘Maybe, Baby’ Quotes
Quote from Jill
Jill: We never actually said that we weren't gonna have another baby.
Tim: I've said it. I know I've talked about it. I mentioned it on Tool Time.
Jill: Oh, great. So 11 people know about it?
Tim: You remember babies at all? Dirty diapers. Colic? 2 am feedings. 3 am feedings. I don't have the energy for that anymore.
Jill: You don't have the energy to say, "Wake up, Jill, the baby wants you"?
Quote from Randy
Tim: I thought you guys weren't supposed to watch that Goosebump Theater. Doesn't it give you nightmares?
Randy: Well, Tool Time gives us nightmares, and you make us watch that.
Tim: Hey, he's going after those guys with a Binford 5100 chain saw. That's a chain saw and a half. Good choice, ghoul.
Quote from Wilson
Wilson: Dobry dyen, good neighbor.
Tim: Huh?
Wilson: That's Russian for "hi-de-ho." I'm playing chess by mail with a grand master in Moscow.
Tim: Got a minute?
Wilson: Tim, I am your pawn.
Tim: Jill wants to have another baby.
Wilson: Well, Tim, I'm not sure I can help you there.
Tim: That's not the area I'm having trouble with. [grunts]