Jill Quote #248
Quote from Jill in Karate or Not, Here I Come
Tim: Stop doing that stuff. What's the matter with you guys?
Brad: Dad, he's a huge geek.
Jill: That is enough. Now listen, the next time he wants to play, include him.
Brad: Yeah. Well, Dad, he's always running out of bounds. He's chicken.
Tim: He's not chicken. He just doesn't have a lot of self-confidence right now.
Randy: He's afraid of getting hit.
Jill: Well, you know, just tell the other guys that he has some kind of horrible rash and they shouldn't touch him.
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Al: I see, we're at your house.
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Tim: That's right. Karate. Boy, there's a sport with more power. [grunts]
Robert Cho: That's right, Tim. But the secret is to channel that power through focus and concentration.
Tim: Yeah. Two things I excel at.
Al: Well, that and driving yourself to the hospital while bleeding.
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Jill: Why are you all so fascinated with fighting? I don't want anybody to beat anybody up. What is wrong with you people? You make me sick. I just want you to love each other, you big bunch of jerks!