Al Quote #70
Quote from Al in Where There's a Will, There's a Way
Tim: Golly, it's a lot bigger than it looks in the picture, isn't it?
Al: Hope you have life insurance. They don't call it the Widow Maker for nothing.
Tim: W-W-Widow Maker?
Al: That's right. But I'm sure you'll do all right, Tim.
Tim: Al, this would be the perfect project for you.
Al: Tim, it's your show.
Tim: I wonder if your fans would like to see you take the reins of this bad boy. What about it, Al pals? Ha ha! [silence]
Al: You see, Tim, an Al pal's first duty is to watch out for Al. [Al and his fans salute each other]
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Quote from Jill
Jill: I want you to look at some of this stuff.
Tim: Oh, come on. It's tied and the Wolverines need me. Please? Please?
Jill: No, I need you. Come on, you can miss an inning.
Tim: Inning? Why do you always bug me during the football game? Did I bug you during childbirth?
Jill: No, but you bugged me during conception.
Quote from Tim
Jill: "Upon your death, how and to whom do you want your assets to be distributed?"
Tim: Why are we always talking about my death? Let's talk about your death.
Jill: Statistics show it's much more common for the man to die first.
Tim: Yeah? Well, look what we have to live with.
Jill: And it's remarks like that that lead to those early deaths.
Quote from Jill
Jill: Tim, I'm gonna make an appointment with the lawyer. If you're even thinking about getting sick, go see a doctor.
Tim: Honey, I'm healthy as a horse.
Jill: Then see a veterinarian. When was the last time that you had a complete physical?
Tim: Honey, I... I go to the doctor all the time.
Jill: I'm not talking about the emergency room.