Tim Quote #511
Quote from Tim in Where There's a Will, There's a Way
Jill: "Upon your death, how and to whom do you want your assets to be distributed?"
Tim: Why are we always talking about my death? Let's talk about your death.
Jill: Statistics show it's much more common for the man to die first.
Tim: Yeah? Well, look what we have to live with.
Jill: And it's remarks like that that lead to those early deaths.
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‘Where There's a Will, There's a Way’ Quotes
Quote from Jill
Jill: I want you to look at some of this stuff.
Tim: Oh, come on. It's tied and the Wolverines need me. Please? Please?
Jill: No, I need you. Come on, you can miss an inning.
Tim: Inning? Why do you always bug me during the football game? Did I bug you during childbirth?
Jill: No, but you bugged me during conception.
Quote from Wilson
Tim: Wilson, Jill and I are working on our will and it's really getting to me.
Wilson: Actually, Tim, it's quite appropriate that you're contemplating death.
Tim: Yeah, why's that?
Wilson: Well, you see, when you rearrange the letters of your name, Tim Taylor, it spells the word "mortality."
Tim: Oh, I hate to hear stuff like that, Wilson.
Wilson: Does that disturb you, Tim?
Tim: Not as much as the fact that you know that.
Wilson: Now, Jill Taylor, on the other hand, would be... "jolly trail."
Quote from Jill
Jill: Tim, I'm gonna make an appointment with the lawyer. If you're even thinking about getting sick, go see a doctor.
Tim: Honey, I'm healthy as a horse.
Jill: Then see a veterinarian. When was the last time that you had a complete physical?
Tim: Honey, I... I go to the doctor all the time.
Jill: I'm not talking about the emergency room.