Tim Quote #509
Quote from Tim in Where There's a Will, There's a Way
Jill: You know, these are bits and pieces of wills that we started and never finished.
Tim: The will? It's that again? Didn't we just do this?
Jill: Yeah, this is real recent. "In the event that we have children." You see, I think you're avoiding this again. Every time we go to make an appointment with the lawyer we end up canceling it. Usually because you come up with some bizarre physical ailment.
Tim: Do not.
Jill: Last time it was because your hair hurt.
Tim: It tightens up on me every so often.
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‘Where There's a Will, There's a Way’ Quotes
Quote from Jill
Jill: I want you to look at some of this stuff.
Tim: Oh, come on. It's tied and the Wolverines need me. Please? Please?
Jill: No, I need you. Come on, you can miss an inning.
Tim: Inning? Why do you always bug me during the football game? Did I bug you during childbirth?
Jill: No, but you bugged me during conception.
Quote from Tim
Jill: "Upon your death, how and to whom do you want your assets to be distributed?"
Tim: Why are we always talking about my death? Let's talk about your death.
Jill: Statistics show it's much more common for the man to die first.
Tim: Yeah? Well, look what we have to live with.
Jill: And it's remarks like that that lead to those early deaths.
Quote from Jill
Jill: Tim, I'm gonna make an appointment with the lawyer. If you're even thinking about getting sick, go see a doctor.
Tim: Honey, I'm healthy as a horse.
Jill: Then see a veterinarian. When was the last time that you had a complete physical?
Tim: Honey, I... I go to the doctor all the time.
Jill: I'm not talking about the emergency room.