Brad Quote #18
Quote from Brad in The Haunting of Taylor House
Jennifer: At kickball you picked Elaine instead of me.
Brad: She's good. I wanted to win.
Jennifer: But you embarrassed me. You should have seen Elaine. She was gloating.
Brad: Why didn't you just say something on the playground?
Jennifer: Bradley, how could you not know? You can be so dense.
Brad: Hey, I may be dense, but my team won.
Tim: [grunting] Don't start talking like that, Brad!
Brad: But I understand winning doesn't matter. I should have picked you.
Jennifer: I'm sorry I didn't come as Raggedy Ann.
Brad: Yeah. Not as sorry as I am.
Home Improvement Quotes
‘The Haunting of Taylor House’ Quotes
Quote from Mark
Mark: I'm ready.
Randy: Who are you supposed to be?
Mark: I'm Daddy. Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor.
Tim: Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
Mark: Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho.
Tim: Right. Yeah.
Randy: You should have gone as Al. We could have gotten more stuff.
Quote from Jill
Jill: What have you been doing down there all day long? What took so long?
Tim: Come on, honey. Horror takes time. Besides, when Brad's guests get here tonight, they're gonna be down there with their hair bleached white, eyes bugging out with that look of horror.
Jill: That's the way you looked on our wedding day.
Tim: I shouldn't have lifted the veil.
Jill: Who told you to wear it?
Quote from Al
Tim: All right, now that we have an even layer of mortar, it's time to float our brick. There we go. One more course, and our brick wall will be finished. Oh, golly, Al. I'm out of brick.
Al: Are you telling me, Tim, that you're a few bricks shy of a load? [snorts]
Tim: No, I'm telling you you're one wisecrack short of unemployment. [snorts]