Tim Quote #404
Quote from Tim in Rites & Wrongs of Passage
Tim: Brad, I know we've had a rough couple of days, but I'm pretty sure I know what's going on. Your hormones are rushing through this industrial-strength tribal thing.
Brad: Yeah, right, Dad.
Tim: Son... What I'm trying to say is... if you need to talk to somebody, I'm here to listen, all right? It's real important to me that you... Argh!
Brad: Are you all right, Dad?
Tim: Ow! I pinched my finger. That stupid little vice...
Brad: What are you trying to do?
Tim: I'm getting the tail pipe set up for the exhaust system.
Brad: I could do it.
Tim: No, this is man stuff. You gotta do all the torching and flame and... Why don't you give it a shot?
Brad: Do you really mean it?
Tim: Yeah.
Home Improvement Quotes
‘Rites & Wrongs of Passage’ Quotes
Quote from Jill
Jill: Whoa, baby! You look great!
Tim: You wouldn't be just teasing a gal, would you?
Jill: No, I'm serious. This is real sexy.
Tim: It is?
Jill: Yeah. You got the legs for it. I just wish it was shorter.
Both: The kilt!
Quote from Wilson
Tim: I gotta be honest, Wilson. You kind of disappointed me. Yeah, usually you give me advice or point me in the right direction, or at least find some way of lifting my spirits.
Wilson: I am so sorry, neighbor. Tim, place your hands on the fence.
Tim: Like this?
Wilson: [sings] Kumbaya, good neighbor, Tim, kumbaya Kumbaya, good neighbor, Tim, kumbaya...
Tim: Wilson... Do you know "Michael Row the Boat Ashore?"
Both: Michael row the boat ashore, hallelujah...
Quote from Randy
Brad: Yeah, when are we gonna fit the exhaust?
Tim: We could start it now, if you want.
Brad: Cool. Do I get to use the blowtorch?
Tim: Yeah, right. Then we wait outside for the fire department to show up.
Randy: Well, it's not like they haven't been here before.