Jill Quote #156
Quote from Jill in Rites & Wrongs of Passage
Tim: Brad has been really looking forward to this. Fordzilla is coming out of retirement.
Jill: Oh, so it's a sentimental thing?
Tim: Exactly.
Jill: Tim, come on. Our son took a dissected frog and placed it on a lettuce leaf. [Tim laughs] It's not funny. This is serious. The principal ate it.
Tim: Well, it's a step up from those fish sticks. [Jill laughs] Come on, it's a prank. He pulled a prank. You did this kind of stuff.
Jill: I most certainly did not.
Tim: Who was it that put the rice pudding in Helen Weiss's training bra?
Jill: They never proved that was me.
Home Improvement Quotes
‘Rites & Wrongs of Passage’ Quotes
Quote from Jill
Jill: Whoa, baby! You look great!
Tim: You wouldn't be just teasing a gal, would you?
Jill: No, I'm serious. This is real sexy.
Tim: It is?
Jill: Yeah. You got the legs for it. I just wish it was shorter.
Both: The kilt!
Quote from Wilson
Tim: I gotta be honest, Wilson. You kind of disappointed me. Yeah, usually you give me advice or point me in the right direction, or at least find some way of lifting my spirits.
Wilson: I am so sorry, neighbor. Tim, place your hands on the fence.
Tim: Like this?
Wilson: [sings] Kumbaya, good neighbor, Tim, kumbaya Kumbaya, good neighbor, Tim, kumbaya...
Tim: Wilson... Do you know "Michael Row the Boat Ashore?"
Both: Michael row the boat ashore, hallelujah...
Quote from Randy
Brad: Yeah, when are we gonna fit the exhaust?
Tim: We could start it now, if you want.
Brad: Cool. Do I get to use the blowtorch?
Tim: Yeah, right. Then we wait outside for the fire department to show up.
Randy: Well, it's not like they haven't been here before.