Tim Quote #226
Quote from Tim in Forever Jung
Brad: I'm just scared when I hold her my hands will get all sweaty and gross.
Tim: Oh, simple trick I used to do. All right, wad these up, put 'em in your pants pockets. At the first hint of dampness, shove your hands in your pockets, dry 'em off. Bring 'em out and you're back in the ball game.
Brad: But what if I lead with the wrong foot or step on her toes?
Tim: Dancing's not about who's leading.
Brad: Mom says the man always leads.
Tim: Well, when men and women are dancing correctly, no one's leading. You just move with the music. You don't know how you get there, but you just get there. That's kind of like how your mom drives. [laughs]
Home Improvement Quotes
‘Forever Jung’ Quotes
Quote from Jill
Jill: What is this thing on your head?
Tim: It's a little piece of table.
Randy: What happened?
Tim: Old Mr. Negativity, Al, distracted me and I got my head cemented to this table. He had to take a sabre saw to get me off of that table.
Jill: Don't you think you should go to the emergency room?
Tim: I was just there. They said I wasn't a priority.
Jill: Why? Was there a guy with a whole table stuck to his head?
Quote from Wilson
Wilson: You'd be surprised. Actually, the female of the species can be very aggressive.
Tim: So, what you're saying is that when women ruled the world, things weren't all that peaceful and nice.
Wilson: No. No, no, no, no, Tim. Absolute power corrupts absolutely, with women as well as men. In ancient Africa, they had entire female armies. In Babylon, they would burn a man at the stake every spring to ensure the fertility of the crops.
Tim: Ooh. That's a hell of a price to pay for zucchini.
Wilson: Well, I don't know, Tim. Maybe one day, men and women will learn to share the power. To cooperate rather than dominate.
Quote from Randy
Tim: You notice I'm not laughing.
Jill: Yeah, we'll be good. Come on, come on. Right. Randy, set the table.
Randy: Okay. Dad, bend over.