Tim Quote #138
Quote from Tim in Bubble, Bubble, Toil and Trouble
Tim: I did it this time. Jill took the kids, left me, and went to a motel with them.
Wilson: Mm-mm-mm.
Tim: I don't know what gets into me. This started out a simple project to replace a sink. Then I add two sinks and I rip out the wall... Boom, bang, I got pipes everywhere, water flowing out. I got the water main shut off... I can't stop this.
Wilson: Well, Tim, you're probably just responding to the visceral male urge to create.
Tim: Visceral? Vis... Vis... Visceral?
Wilson: Let's just say, "gut need".
Tim: Yeah, that's exactly what it feels like. It's a visceral gut thing. I like to create, Wilson. Everything I do, I want to make bigger and better.
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Quote from Al
Jill: Al, maybe you can help me.
Tim: Oh, like he's gonna know anything.
Jill: Come here. Come here, come here. Which one of these colors do you like?
Al: I like the loquat or the kumquat.
Tim: Oh, come off of it, Al. Like you can tell the difference with these colors.
Al: Well, yes, I can, Tim. The loquat is sunnier, yet understated in a nonthreatening way.
Quote from Tim
Jill: Will Al be here?
Tim: I don't see what that has to do with anything.
Jill: Will Al be here?
Tim: I want you to listen to me. Al is my assistant. He assists me.
Jill: Yeah, I know. Will he be here?
Tim: Yes.
Jill: And I can have anything I want?
Tim: Anything you want.
Jill: What if I decide that I just want you right now?
Tim: Well, it would be difficult without Al here to assist me.