Jill Quote #28
Quote from Jill in Satellite on a Hot Tim's Roof
Jill: Tim, what is the matter with you? Don't you trust me?
Tim: No, it's not trust. I'm just... I'm just not sure a man would give up a Saturday for a woman unless he wanted something in return.
Jill: Tim, he's just a good guy. He's helping me out.
Tim: Don't I recall you telling me that he was this big, strapping, cute, big hunk kinda guy?
Jill: You know I never said that.
Tim: Is he kinda cute?
Jill: I don't know. Some people would say so.
Tim: Cuter than me?
Jill: Some people would say so.
Home Improvement Quotes
‘Satellite on a Hot Tim's Roof’ Quotes
Quote from Wilson
Tim: I was wondering, when you watch my show Tool Time, do you think I'm funny?
Wilson: Well, I've got to be honest with you, Tim. I've never seen the show.
Tim: You've never seen my show?
Wilson: No. But I don't have a television.
Tim: Everybody's got a TV.
Wilson: Not me. I just use my imagination. Watch the pictures inside my mind.
Tim: Cuts down on reruns then, doesn't it?
Wilson: Not really, Tim. There's always déjà vu.
Quote from Tim
Rondall: Oh, do that thing you do on the show. That barking sound. That... [barks]
Tim: Well, it's really not barking. It's more like a simian grunt. [grunts]
Rondall: Yeah, barking, grunting, whatever. It's a very funny show. You're very funny on it.
Tim: It's not all fun and games. It's a home improvement show. Basically what we do...
Rondall: Well, but you're very funny on it. Not like the other guy on the show. The guy who knows everything.
Tim: Al. Al's my assistant. He assists me.
Quote from Jill
Jill: Tim, what do you know about installing a satellite dish?
Tim: It's simple. Mount it, point it straight up. Any man can do that.
Jill: Yeah, but... But it has to stay up longer than ten seconds.