Tim Quote #3565
Quote from Tim in The Long and Winding Road (Part 3)
Tim: Binford wants us to intentionally overload a household outlet like this.
Al: Thereby starting a fire and burning the entire set down.
Tim: Instead, I'm gonna show you the right way to do this. Folks, just get a surge protector. Duh.
Al: End of segment.
Both: Good night, everybody!
Tim: Oh, I know what you're thinking. Come on! Last Tool Time? Just plugging in a toaster? Come on! Aren't you gonna light anything on fire? Of course we're gonna light something on fire. We're gonna burn this place down, baby!
Al: With everybody that helped us build it.
Tim: These diehard fans dropped whatever they were doing to be on this last Tool Time with us.
Al: Let's have a warm Tool Time welcome for America's favorite all-tool band! The K & B Boys! Rock, Dwayne, Pete and Duke! And on handsaw, the lovely Janine!
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‘The Long and Winding Road (Part 3)’ Quotes
Quote from Jill
Jill: When I was a little girl we moved all the time. My mom never questioned it. She'd just say, "Whatever's good for your father is good for all of us." And we'd pack our bags and follow him.
Wilson: So, basically, for 20 years you've been following Tim.
Jill: Yeah. Right to the emergency room.
Quote from Jill
Wilson: Dearly beloved, we are gathered here for this joyous and deeply moving...
Tim: Are you gonna cry through this wedding just like you did through ours?
Jill: Yes. But this time I'm happy.
Quote from Tim
Tim: Thank you, everybody. Welcome to Tool Time. I am, and for the last time, Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor. And of course you all know my assistant, "Al be doing infomercials for a living" Borland.