Tim Quote #3564

Quote from Tim in The Long and Winding Road (Part 3)

Tim: Thank you, everybody. Welcome to Tool Time. I am, and for the last time, Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor. And of course you all know my assistant, "Al be doing infomercials for a living" Borland.

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 ‘The Long and Winding Road (Part 3)’ Quotes

Quote from Jill

Jill: When I was a little girl we moved all the time. My mom never questioned it. She'd just say, "Whatever's good for your father is good for all of us." And we'd pack our bags and follow him.
Wilson: So, basically, for 20 years you've been following Tim.
Jill: Yeah. Right to the emergency room.

Quote from Jill

Wilson: Dearly beloved, we are gathered here for this joyous and deeply moving...
Tim: Are you gonna cry through this wedding just like you did through ours?
Jill: Yes. But this time I'm happy.

Quote from Tim

Jill: I know you don't want to go to Indiana.
Tim: It's not about me. It's about you. Do you want to give up this opportunity?
Jill: Yeah, I am. I don't want to leave my life here. I just can't imagine leaving this house.
[Tim turns towards the house and starts looking it up and down]
Tim: Well, if we ever decide to move, maybe we wouldn't have to leave the house.
Jill: What does that mean?
[fantasy: Tim and Jill are in the cab of a truck that's carrying their house:]
Jill: Are we gonna drive this thing the whole way?
Tim: No. Don't be ridiculous. There's faster ways to get there than by land.
Jill: Like what?
[fantasy: Their house is carried on a tugboat:]
Jill: [v.o.] I didn't know a tugboat could go this fast.
Tim: [v.o.] It can if it's got more power! [grunts]