Tim Quote #3474
Tim: I'm really glad we worked things out.
Wilson: Yes, indeedy. Now we can come out here and talk all we want.
Tim: [grunts] Yeah. Come out here and talk all we want. [sighs]
Wilson: So, Tim, is something on your mind?
Tim: No, not really. Maybe you had a quote or an anecdote you want to share?
Wilson: No, not a one.
Tim: Well, maybe this situation will remind you of a story or someone you met.
Wilson: Nothing comes to mind.
Tim: No? Well, all right then. Just take out the garbage.
Wilson: Yeah. I'll go back to grooming my squirrels for St. Paddy's Day.
Tim: Hey, later on, you want to go moon Borland with me?
Wilson: I'm there!
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Quote from Wilson
Wilson: Did you know that hockey originated with the Iroquois Indians? Their original term for the game was "hoghee."
Tim: The Iroquois, huh? What did they use for a puck? Buffalo chips?
Wilson: [chuckles] No. In the Iroquois version, they used actual human skulls.
Tim: Really?
Wilson: No!
Quote from Tim
Tim: But your neighbor has to look at this ugly thing though, huh?
Al: Maybe Wilson could plant some decorative ivy. Mother's always been partial to vines.
Tim: That's because she swings from them!
Quote from Jill
Jill: If you're so worried about this, why don't you just go outside and talk to Wilson?
Tim: I tried to talk to him at work and he just ran off the set.
Jill: Well, you know, it's Wilson's property. Ultimately, if he wants to build this thing, I don't think there's much you can do about it.
Tim: Oh, really? I tell you one thing, when I jumpstart this brain, I can do anything.
Jill: So 100 years from now, Wilson's got trouble.