Tim Quote #3473
Tim: I'd still like to help you build it.
Wilson: Great.
Tim: All right! Well, I'd better get these lights down and back. Tool Time set's kind of dark without them.
Wilson: You need some help?
Tim: No, I'll get them... Hey! Are any of those reflectors parabolic?
Wilson: Well, yes. Why?
Tim: I've got an idea of some fun we can have a little later on tonight.
[later, as Al sleeps alone in his bed, he is awoken by the bright light filling his room]
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Quote from Wilson
Wilson: Did you know that hockey originated with the Iroquois Indians? Their original term for the game was "hoghee."
Tim: The Iroquois, huh? What did they use for a puck? Buffalo chips?
Wilson: [chuckles] No. In the Iroquois version, they used actual human skulls.
Tim: Really?
Wilson: No!
Quote from Tim
Tim: But your neighbor has to look at this ugly thing though, huh?
Al: Maybe Wilson could plant some decorative ivy. Mother's always been partial to vines.
Tim: That's because she swings from them!
Quote from Jill
Jill: If you're so worried about this, why don't you just go outside and talk to Wilson?
Tim: I tried to talk to him at work and he just ran off the set.
Jill: Well, you know, it's Wilson's property. Ultimately, if he wants to build this thing, I don't think there's much you can do about it.
Tim: Oh, really? I tell you one thing, when I jumpstart this brain, I can do anything.
Jill: So 100 years from now, Wilson's got trouble.