Tim Quote #3470

Quote from Tim in Neighbors

Jill: Come on, honey, we both know why you don't want this greenhouse to happen.
Tim: It's ugly.
Jill: Tim...
Tim: It's a Victorian monstrosity.
Jill: Tim...
Tim: It's too big.
Jill: Honey!
Tim: It fills up the whole yard. I won't be able to go out and talk to Wilson.
Jill: Exactly.
Tim: I really like to be able to go out to the fence and talk to my friend Wilson. [Tim's lights are reflected from Wilson's yard back onto his face] You know, he's really good with aluminum. You gotta give him that, you know?

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 ‘Neighbors’ Quotes

Quote from Wilson

Wilson: Did you know that hockey originated with the Iroquois Indians? Their original term for the game was "hoghee."
Tim: The Iroquois, huh? What did they use for a puck? Buffalo chips?
Wilson: [chuckles] No. In the Iroquois version, they used actual human skulls.
Tim: Really?
Wilson: No!

Quote from Tim

Tim: But your neighbor has to look at this ugly thing though, huh?
Al: Maybe Wilson could plant some decorative ivy. Mother's always been partial to vines.
Tim: That's because she swings from them!

Quote from Jill

Jill: If you're so worried about this, why don't you just go outside and talk to Wilson?
Tim: I tried to talk to him at work and he just ran off the set.
Jill: Well, you know, it's Wilson's property. Ultimately, if he wants to build this thing, I don't think there's much you can do about it.
Tim: Oh, really? I tell you one thing, when I jumpstart this brain, I can do anything.
Jill: So 100 years from now, Wilson's got trouble.