Wilson Quote #434
Quote from Wilson in Neighbors
Al: Well, it's more than pretty. Look at this. It's all steel, real glass windows, wooden frames. How big is that gonna be, Wilson?
Wilson: 32 by 20, Al.
Tim: It's just too big.
Wilson: But, Tim, I'm gonna need a lot of space. I'll be growing plants and vegetables from all my travels around the world. Chinese rhododendron, Italian bellflowers.
Tim: As nice as the design is, it would just take up your entire backyard, Wilson.
Wilson: Yeah. But who needs a backyard when you're swimming in Japanese gingkoes?
Al: How true!
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Quote from Wilson
Wilson: Did you know that hockey originated with the Iroquois Indians? Their original term for the game was "hoghee."
Tim: The Iroquois, huh? What did they use for a puck? Buffalo chips?
Wilson: [chuckles] No. In the Iroquois version, they used actual human skulls.
Tim: Really?
Wilson: No!
Quote from Tim
Tim: But your neighbor has to look at this ugly thing though, huh?
Al: Maybe Wilson could plant some decorative ivy. Mother's always been partial to vines.
Tim: That's because she swings from them!
Quote from Jill
Jill: If you're so worried about this, why don't you just go outside and talk to Wilson?
Tim: I tried to talk to him at work and he just ran off the set.
Jill: Well, you know, it's Wilson's property. Ultimately, if he wants to build this thing, I don't think there's much you can do about it.
Tim: Oh, really? I tell you one thing, when I jumpstart this brain, I can do anything.
Jill: So 100 years from now, Wilson's got trouble.