Wilson Quote #416
Quote from Wilson in Home for the Holidays
Wilson: Noel not going so well?
Randy: No. I had this great picture of what it would be like coming home for Christmas, so far it hasn't been like that at all.
Wilson: Well, things are bound to be different with Marty and the twins living in the house.
Randy: It's not that. It's just ever since I got home, I just feel like I don't fit anymore.
Wilson: In what way?
Randy: You know, everyone's so busy doing their own thing. I mean, no one cares about what's going on with me. Every time I say something, they look at me like I'm from Mars.
Wilson: Ah, been there.
Randy: I guess it's like Thomas Wolfe wrote, You Can't Go Home Again.
Wilson: Well, that's very good, Randy, but Frank Baum wrote, "There's no place like home."
Randy: What do you think?
Wilson: Well, I think you can go home again as long as you realize you may not be coming home to the same home.
Home Improvement Quotes
‘Home for the Holidays’ Quotes
Quote from Tim
Heidi: Merry Christmas and welcome to Tool Time. We're live on Al's rooftop. Now, here's the star of the show, Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor.
Tim: Thank you, Heidi. I am Tim... Well, "The Yule Man" Taylor. And, of course, you all know my assistant, Al "Be Home for Christmas Just Like Every Other Night" Borland.
Quote from Tim
Randy: You know, I miss my friends. I miss writing for the school paper. I miss Arnold Schwarzenegger movies in English.
Tim: How do they say "Hasta la vista, baby" in Spanish?
Quote from Tim
Jill: I guess since your dad and I are living here in the middle of all these changes, we haven't even noticed half of them.
[Tim falls off the roof with one of his decorations]
Tim: It's okay. The ground seems to have broken my fall.
Randy: Then again, some things never change.