Marty Quote #54
Quote from Marty in Thanks, but No Thanks
Tim: The way you ran out of my house, I didn't even want to come talk to you, but Mom said it's Thanksgiving and we should just clear the air.
Marty: Look, I'm not really comfortable talking about this, okay?
Tim: Oh, yeah, right. Like I'm real comfortable talking about another man's feelings. What's going on with you?
Marty: There's nothing going on with me. Okay? That's the point. I work 60 hours a week, all I got to show for it is a case of shrimp forks.
Tim: You're going through a rough stretch, that's all.
Marty: Oh, I've been going through a rough stretch for 33 years. I mean, come on, I've worked with so many jerks over the years, I'm lucky I don't have a chip on my shoulder.
Tim: You've probably got your hands full with that bug up your butt.
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‘Thanks, but No Thanks’ Quotes
Quote from Brad
Brad: Here you go, Mark. Until Dad puts in the bunk bed, I'm lending you my good sleeping bag.
Mark: In other words, you get the bed.
Brad: Yeah, of course. The older brother always gets the bed.
Mark: That's not fair.
Brad: Okay. Stronger brother, better looking brother. Hey, I've got a million of them.
Mark: Yeah? Well, I'm smarter.
Brad: Then how come you're sleeping on the floor?
Quote from Tim
Tim: Ah, but it must be great spending the night with all these tools, huh? Waking up with the fresh smell of solvents. A rack of ball cocks. But why dream, you know? Jill's never gonna toss me out.
Quote from Jill
Jill: How was your day?
Tim: Not so good. Did you know that Marty is sleeping at the hardware store?
Jill: So you're jealous Harry didn't ask you first?