Marty Quote #52
Quote from Marty in Thanks, but No Thanks
Tim: Is there any way you guys can work this out?
Marty: I don't think so. You know, we went into counseling to try to fix the marriage, but, well, we both realized we were just looking for a way out.
Tim: This is gonna be really hard on you and the kids.
Marty: Marriage hasn't worked for a long time. She thought I didn't make enough money. She said I wasn't ambitious enough.
Tim: Come on, Marty. That's ridiculous.
Marty: I know. I mean, I think I do pretty good for myself. Don't you?
Tim: Yeah. Well, you're young, you're smart, you're talented, you're...
Marty: Eating peanut butter with a putty knife.
Tim: But you got great legs.
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‘Thanks, but No Thanks’ Quotes
Quote from Brad
Brad: Here you go, Mark. Until Dad puts in the bunk bed, I'm lending you my good sleeping bag.
Mark: In other words, you get the bed.
Brad: Yeah, of course. The older brother always gets the bed.
Mark: That's not fair.
Brad: Okay. Stronger brother, better looking brother. Hey, I've got a million of them.
Mark: Yeah? Well, I'm smarter.
Brad: Then how come you're sleeping on the floor?
Quote from Tim
Tim: Ah, but it must be great spending the night with all these tools, huh? Waking up with the fresh smell of solvents. A rack of ball cocks. But why dream, you know? Jill's never gonna toss me out.
Quote from Jill
Jill: How was your day?
Tim: Not so good. Did you know that Marty is sleeping at the hardware store?
Jill: So you're jealous Harry didn't ask you first?