Tim Quote #3235
Quote from Tim in Mr. Likeable
Jill: What are you doing?
Tim: Mapping out Al's destiny.
Jill: And yet you couldn't put the dishes in the sink.
Tim: Listen to this. I got him the cover of Handyman Monthly. On Saturday, he's doing a radio commercial for Welder's Warehouse, and Sunday, a pre-shoot for a commercial for Faucets-N-Stuff.
Jill: You know, I'm really impressed with the way you've been able to put your ego aside and help Al.
Tim: Honey, he was knee-deep swimming in cow pies.
Jill: And you dove in and saved him.
Tim: I like this stuff. Now, Al's strengths are his sincerity and his groundbreaking dullness. I can manipulate that kind of talent a 100 ways from Sunday.
Jill: And yet... [looks at the dirty dishes]
Home Improvement Quotes
‘Mr. Likeable’ Quotes
Quote from Tim
Al: You know, I never thought this would happen to me. I've always lived in someone else's shadow.
Tim: Well, growing up with your mom, I'm surprised you knew there was a sun.
Quote from Wilson
Wilson: You know, Tim, I can understand your concern for Al. But I'm also reminded of the Persian writer Nasir-i Khusraw. He said, "Though God creates the mother, the breast and the milk, the children must draw for themselves their mother's milk."
Tim: Wilson, you just gave me 12 horrible images.
Wilson: No, no, no, no. I'm just saying, just as the child learns self-reliance by separating from his mother, so the assistant learns by separating from the Tool Man. Maybe what Al needs is protection and support so he's not left hanging.
Tim: So I'll just buy him a sturdy jockstrap.
Wilson: Hello, horrible image number 13.
Quote from Tim
Morgan Fairchild: Al.
Al: Yes, Morgan Fairchild?
Morgan Fairchild: I am so sorry about this. May I have your autograph?
Al: You... You want my autograph?
Morgan Fairchild: Well, actually, it's not for me. It's for my dad. He's a huge fan of Tool Time.
Tim: Well, he probably wants mine, too. Hi. I'm Tim the Tool Man.
Morgan Fairchild: Hi. No, he didn't mention you. Thanks. I, on the other hand, am a huge fan of yours, honey.
Tim: Morgan Fairchild. I love her!