Tim Quote #3106
Quote from Tim in All in the Family
Tim: Chi Chi!
Jeff: Man, those body blows are unbelievable! Twenty bucks says Chi Chi comes out of this with a ruptured spleen.
Tim: You're on.
Jeff: Okay.
Tim: I happen to know he lost his spleen in the Lopez fight. That's why he's down a weight class.
Jill: I can't stand this anymore. I'm gonna go upstairs and read. Good night, guys.
Jeff: Was that a tooth that flew out of his mouth?
Tim: Tonsil.
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Quote from Tim
Tim: I'm not finished yet. I'm not finished yet. You know, just because a wood is coarse and unfinished doesn't make it inferior. You know, I believe this country was founded on the principle that all wood has the inalienable right to become a nice cabinet!
Al: What exactly is your point, Tim?
Tim: I mean that all wood is created equal, regardless of color, creed or burl. And fourscore and seven tables ago...
Al: We'll be right back to "Woodworking Week" after we medicate our host.
Quote from Jill
Carrie: Boy, I wish I could find a guy like him!
Tim: Yeah. Well, Carrie, when they made me, they broke the mold.
Jill: I believe you broke the mold.
Quote from Wilson
Wilson: Jill, everybody picks up certain negative characteristics from their parents.
Jill: Yeah, well, I knew I picked up negative characteristics from my mother. I didn't know I'd gotten them from my father, too. That hardly seems fair.
Wilson: Right there. See, now, by identifying them, you make the first step to overcoming them. You know, it took me years of hard work to get rid of my father's annoying traits.
Jill: Really? What was he like?
Wilson: Odd man. Kept to himself. Never really let people see the whole person.