Tim Quote #3089
Tim: I'm just saying that she's worried, you know? I just wanted you to know that. Just the thought of you moving so far away is eating her up inside.
Randy: If Mom was so worried about this, why did she let me apply to the program in the first place?
Tim: If she knew she was gonna be this worried, I don't think she would've let you apply to the program.
Randy: Why are you telling me this now, Dad? I leave tomorrow.
Tim: I just thought it might be interesting to find out how your mom feels about it, that's all.
Randy: Oh, great. So either miss out on the opportunity of a lifetime or turn my mom into a basket case?
Tim: So you've got options.
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Quote from Randy
Tim: We never talked about girls.
Randy: Well, I'm not leaving until Saturday. What do you want to know?
Quote from Wilson
Wilson: Tim, have you ever heard of a play...
Tim: No, no, no. No plays, no ballets, no chamber music. None of that. Just give it to me straight.
Wilson: [chuckles] I'm talking about the Shakespearean comedy As You Like It. Now in this play, the young Rosalind is uncomfortable expressing her feelings for the nobleman Orlando. The only way she can speak her mind is by dressing up as a man, the shepherd Ganymede.
Tim: Okay. What does a cross-dressing sheep lover have to do with me?
Wilson: Well, I suspect, just as Rosalind masqueraded as Ganymede, perhaps you were masquerading as Jill.
Tim: [looks around] Once I tried on a pump. It was Halloween, for God's sake!
Wilson: No, I'm talking about masquerading your feelings. I mean, is Jill really the one who will miss sharing the hot rod with Randy?
Tim: Of course. She's the one... Are you suggesting I stopped him from going because of my feelings?
Wilson: Well, that answer can only come from the masquerader.
Tim: All right, all right. I tried on the pantyhose, too.
Quote from Tim
Tim: But you're gonna be just fine. You're gonna do well.
Randy: You think so?
Tim: Yeah. You've survived every natural disaster known to man... right here in this house.