Marty Quote #46
Quote from Marty in Believe It or Not
Wilson: You know, Al, I need some one-half-inch carriage bolts.
Al: They're right over here on aisle 21.
Wilson: Mm-hm.
Benny: Would those carriage bolts be for you or are you taking 'em to your leader?
Wilson: My leader?
Marty: Yeah, you know... [makes alien beeping noises]
Wilson: Tim, did you tell them? I thought this was just between the two of us.
Tim: Well, now, it's just between the five of us. It'll go no further than that.
Wilson: Did you tell Jill and the boys?
Tim: All right, the nine of us.
Marty: We're sorry, Wilson. We didn't mean to alienate you.
Home Improvement Quotes
‘Believe It or Not’ Quotes
Quote from Benny
Tim: I'm talking about extraterrestrials.
Benny: Why would a guy need more than two? [Tim and Marty laugh]
Quote from Tim
Tim: Actually, you have spent a lot of time up on the roof. You ever noticed anything odd in the sky? Unusual sights?
Al: Uh, Tim, not with the aliens again.
Tim: No, I'm talking about UFOs, spaceships, that kind of stuff.
Al: I think the audience wants to talk about roofs, not about people from outer space.
Tim: You're awfully defensive about this.
Al: There are no aliens.
Tim: How do you know?
Tony: Hey, maybe he's hiding something.
Tim: Yeah, maybe he's hiding the fact that he's an alien.
Al: I am not now nor have I ever been an alien!
Tim: Oh, yeah? What do the first two letters of "alien" spell, Al?
Tony: Ooh...
Tim: And your mother's quite large. Perhaps she's the mothership.
Quote from Tim
Tim: OK. What do we do?
Randy: Well, we're all booted up. So access the server, double-click on the browser icon, and we'll be surfing the Net.
Tim: OK. You know, 20 years ago no one would've understood that sentence, and today it's just me.