Jill Quote #940
Quote from Jill in Taking Jill for Granite
Ian: I gotta get rid of that truck, my girlfriend told me trade it in.
Jill: Oh, so you have a girlfriend?
Ian: Well, not anymore. She traded me in. Ah, she was too good for me anyway.
Jill: What's that about? You seem like a great guy you're the granite guy! [Ian chuckles] You seem smart and talented. Any woman would be lucky to have you.
Ian: That's nice of you to say. Oh, this is my place, the red one on the right.
Jill: Barn red. Oh, that is so cool!
Ian: Thanks. And thanks for the lift.
Jill: Oh, it's my pleasure.
Ian: You know, when I got to your place this morning and, you know, we saw each other again, I... I was afraid it was going to be just awfully uncomfortable all day long. But it wasn't, not at all.
Jill: No, it really wasn't. You know, we had a nice talk and a nice lunch and... [Ian kisses Jill]
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‘Taking Jill for Granite’ Quotes
Quote from Tim
Tim: For a minute there I thought you said you fired my granite guy.
Jill: I did. When I gave him a lift home, he came on to me.
Tim: You fired the granite guy?
Jill: Did you hear what I said? He came on to me.
Tim: Did he say you have a nice outfit or something?
Jill: He kissed me.
Tim: [stammers] What did you do?
Jill: I pushed him away.
Tim: Well, you should've fired him!
Jill: I did fire him!
Tim: You fired the granite guy?!
Quote from Heidi
Heidi: Welcome to Tool Time on location from Al's living room. Today we're gonna show you how to conserve energy. Now, a good place to start would be replacing all your old insulation. I would recommend that you-
Tim: Heidi?
Heidi: Yes?
Tim: Do tell us when the camera is rolling.
Heidi: Okay... [exits]
Quote from Tim
Jill: I feel terrible, I am really sorry.
Tim: Are you? Or maybe inside you're jumping for joy? Huh? Huh? Maybe you and Ian are just spinning a web of twisted little lies. And I am just your prawn.
Jill: Tim, a prawn is a big shrimp.
Tim: Right. You can't play chess with a crustacean.