Tim Quote #2888
Quote from Tim in Taking Jill for Granite
Heidi: Welcome back to our continuing effort to make Al's place energy efficient.
Tim: Thank you, Heidi. We now give you... [fanfare plays]
Tim & Al: The board door!
Al: Now, a board door is the most effective way to detect air leaks in your home.
Tim: It does that by creating a vacuum inside the house, pulling outside air through any cracks and openings.
Al: And since you can't see air...
Tim: Unless you live in Los Angeles. [chuckles] Oh, that's not pollution, that's a marine layer!
Home Improvement Quotes
‘Taking Jill for Granite’ Quotes
Quote from Tim
Tim: For a minute there I thought you said you fired my granite guy.
Jill: I did. When I gave him a lift home, he came on to me.
Tim: You fired the granite guy?
Jill: Did you hear what I said? He came on to me.
Tim: Did he say you have a nice outfit or something?
Jill: He kissed me.
Tim: [stammers] What did you do?
Jill: I pushed him away.
Tim: Well, you should've fired him!
Jill: I did fire him!
Tim: You fired the granite guy?!
Quote from Heidi
Heidi: Welcome to Tool Time on location from Al's living room. Today we're gonna show you how to conserve energy. Now, a good place to start would be replacing all your old insulation. I would recommend that you-
Tim: Heidi?
Heidi: Yes?
Tim: Do tell us when the camera is rolling.
Heidi: Okay... [exits]
Quote from Tim
Jill: I feel terrible, I am really sorry.
Tim: Are you? Or maybe inside you're jumping for joy? Huh? Huh? Maybe you and Ian are just spinning a web of twisted little lies. And I am just your prawn.
Jill: Tim, a prawn is a big shrimp.
Tim: Right. You can't play chess with a crustacean.