Jill Quote #913
Quote from Jill in The Old College Try
Jill: I'm sorry this evening didn't work out the way you expected.
Tim: Well, I don't know what I expected. You know, I'm not 21 years old anymore.
Jill: I bet it was fun to pretend you were for a couple weeks. Did you ever envision yourself in the future, married in the suburbs with three kids?
Tim: No. I figured I'd spend the rest of my life driving around in my van, listening to In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida on an 8-track.
Jill: I guess it's not so bad to be 40 instead of 20. It feels good to be settled down, have some roots, even though they're getting gray.
Tim: To have a job, some money in the bank. That's good. We don't have to worry about getting lucky on New Year's Eve.
Jill: We just have to worry about staying awake on New Year's Eve.
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‘The Old College Try’ Quotes
Quote from Wilson
Tim: We sound like a bunch of geezers.
Harry: Well, there's a very good reason for that.
All: We are.
Wilson: You know, I'm reminded of the English novelist Anthony Powell who said, "Getting old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you never committed."
Quote from Wilson
Tim: Wilson, you want some?
Wilson: Oh, no chili for me. You know, I just got my cholesterol results. I wish my IQ was that high. Wait a second. It is.
Quote from Jill
Tim: You won't believe what happened to me today.
Jill: What?
Tim: Wayne County Community College called the set and wants me to teach a class.
Jill: How to Blow Yourself Up 101?
Tim: You know, these barbs draw blood sometimes.