Tim Quote #2773
Quote from Tim in The Old College Try
Tim: This is crazy. Guys, come on, we've got our whole lives ahead of us. You know, you think young you are young. We're young, right?
All: [weakly] We're young.
Tim: That was pathetic. Come on, say it. We're young.
All: We're young!
Tim: We're vital.
All: We're vital!
Tim: We're gonna go out there and grab life by the yahoos!
All: Yahoo! Yeah!
Harry: Let's get this game going. I want to be in bed by 10:00.
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‘The Old College Try’ Quotes
Quote from Wilson
Tim: We sound like a bunch of geezers.
Harry: Well, there's a very good reason for that.
All: We are.
Wilson: You know, I'm reminded of the English novelist Anthony Powell who said, "Getting old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you never committed."
Quote from Wilson
Tim: Wilson, you want some?
Wilson: Oh, no chili for me. You know, I just got my cholesterol results. I wish my IQ was that high. Wait a second. It is.
Quote from Jill
Tim: You won't believe what happened to me today.
Jill: What?
Tim: Wayne County Community College called the set and wants me to teach a class.
Jill: How to Blow Yourself Up 101?
Tim: You know, these barbs draw blood sometimes.