Tim Quote #2717
Quote from Tim in Losing My Religion
Randy: Dad, I just believe people can experience God in different ways.
Jill: Does this have anything to do with the hospice?
Randy: Yeah. Being there reminded me how important it is to question things. The answers I've been coming up with don't have anything to do with organized religion.
Jill: I think it's great that you're examining your life on a deeper level. Are you sure that you want to abandon everything you've believed in?
Tim: Especially a religion.
Randy: Dad, I'm not abandoning God. It's just, sitting in that church goes against my convictions and beliefs.
Tim: Convictions and beliefs? What do they have to do with religion?
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Quote from Tim
Tim: You know, there's a place where people get together and pray for God's protection.
Randy: Dad, I'm not going to church.
Tim: I was talking about Tool Time.
Quote from Jill
Jill: So what exactly are you going to be doing at the hospice?
Randy: I'll be spending my time with a woman named Elaine. You know, we'll play cards, watch videos.
Tim: Hey, why don't you take her some old Tool Time videos?
Jill: The woman has suffered enough.
Quote from Tim
Jill: What is this? I mean, you're not exactly Mr. Religious. I mean, half the time in church you fall asleep.
Tim: But I'm in the building, so I get credit.
Jill: [laughs] Is that what this is about?
Tim: That's God's plan.
Jill: God's plan?
Tim: Yes, you go to church, you get credit. You fall asleep, you lose a credit. You understand the sermon, you get extra credit. If you get enough credits, you can bypass hell and upgrade right to heaven.