Tim Quote #2666
Quote from Tim in A Night to Dismember
Jill: I thought that Mark was behaving strangely. This is worse than anything I ever imagined.
Tim: What are you talking about? He wanted to make a hideous movie. He delivered big time. This stuff is great!
Jill: No. This film is about a boy who thinks that his parents favor his brothers, so he turns them into freaks and kills them.
Tim: It's a great premise!
Jill: It's not a premise! It's the way he feels about us!
Tim: Oh, stop that. That's not how he feels about us. We don't favor Brad and Randy. It's just simple Halloween fun, honey.
Jill: No. This is obviously a boy who has some issues. We need to talk to him.
Tim: No. We're not gonna talk to him.
Jill: Why not?
Tim: He's finally interested in something. Let's not screw up something he's excited about.
Jill: He's excited about killing us!
Tim: At least it's something.
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‘A Night to Dismember’ Quotes
Quote from Wilson
Wilson: Well, actually, I'm dressed as a mad scientist for my scene in Mark's movie. You know, he's a very talented director.
Jill: Do you really think so?
Wilson: Uh-huh. He was very clear. He knew exactly what he wanted. I think it's gonna be an excellent movie.
Tim: What's the movie about?
Wilson: I have no idea.
Tim: Neither do we. I just hope it's good and he gets a positive response.
Jill: Yeah. Then maybe he'll come out of his shell and feel more comfortable socially.
Wilson: Well, the teen years are difficult, but we always manage to get through them. You know, when I was Mark's age, my parents thought that I was an odd duck. And look at me now.
Quote from Randy
Randy: I thought this was supposed to be a horror film.
Jill: You know, it's just one scene.
Tim: Yeah.
Jill: And for all we know, this may be a piece of cinema history.
Randy: Oh, it's a piece of something.
Quote from Jill
Tim: Come take a look at some old Tool Times with me, and we'll look at that episode in slow motion. This is a classic library, honey. "Repairing a Gas Heater."
Jill: Or how to blow up a house.
Tim: Yeah. Oh, wow! "Veneering a Table."
Jill: How to glue a board to your head.
Tim: "Suburban House of Horrors"?
Jill: Is that the one where you burned down the garage or filled the basement with sewage?