Mark Quote #110
Quote from Mark in A Night to Dismember
Tim: The reason your mom's upset is she thinks that the movie is really about how you feel about us. And if that's true, there's a problem here, Mark.
Mark: It's just a movie.
Jill: Yeah, but in the movie, the lead character feels that his parents favor Chad and Andy.
Tim: And your mom thinks that sounds a tad bit like Brad and Randy.
Jill: And then you put your father on a chopping block and go after him with a real blade.
Mark: You think I wanted to kill you?
Jill: Well, no. Of course not. No. Maybe. I don't know. We don't know what's going on with you lately.
Mark: Nothing's going on. I mean, it's just a movie.
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‘A Night to Dismember’ Quotes
Quote from Wilson
Wilson: Well, actually, I'm dressed as a mad scientist for my scene in Mark's movie. You know, he's a very talented director.
Jill: Do you really think so?
Wilson: Uh-huh. He was very clear. He knew exactly what he wanted. I think it's gonna be an excellent movie.
Tim: What's the movie about?
Wilson: I have no idea.
Tim: Neither do we. I just hope it's good and he gets a positive response.
Jill: Yeah. Then maybe he'll come out of his shell and feel more comfortable socially.
Wilson: Well, the teen years are difficult, but we always manage to get through them. You know, when I was Mark's age, my parents thought that I was an odd duck. And look at me now.
Quote from Randy
Randy: I thought this was supposed to be a horror film.
Jill: You know, it's just one scene.
Tim: Yeah.
Jill: And for all we know, this may be a piece of cinema history.
Randy: Oh, it's a piece of something.
Quote from Jill
Tim: Come take a look at some old Tool Times with me, and we'll look at that episode in slow motion. This is a classic library, honey. "Repairing a Gas Heater."
Jill: Or how to blow up a house.
Tim: Yeah. Oh, wow! "Veneering a Table."
Jill: How to glue a board to your head.
Tim: "Suburban House of Horrors"?
Jill: Is that the one where you burned down the garage or filled the basement with sewage?