Al Quote #348
Quote from Al in The Kiss and the Kiss Off
Tim: Hi. Welcome back to Tool Time and our salute... [muffled engine revving] Well, it's either a salute to bean dip... or to custom cars.
Al: And next up we have a very special guest helping us out today.
Tim: I'm so excited that I'm not gonna wait. Heidi, bring out our original tool girl, please.
Heidi: Here you are, Tim. [audience applauds, cheers]
Al: Well, as you all know, Lisa has been off at school studying to be an emergency medical technician. You've certainly come to the right show. [Al & Lisa laugh]
Home Improvement Quotes
‘The Kiss and the Kiss Off’ Quotes
Quote from Al
Al: What is becoming of Al Borland? I mean, is my sensitivity being obliterated by my overwhelming masculinity?
Lisa: I don't think so, Al.
Quote from Tim
Jill: Tim, which do you think the audience is gonna be more excited about, your primered car or the two tool girls?
Tim: Come on! Tool Time, guys watching... The primered hot rod.
Jill: You are so sweet. I love that you rather look at cars than beautiful women.
Tim: Really?
Jill: Yeah.
Tim: You know what that also means?
Jill: What?
Tim: I'd leave you in a second if I met the right Corvette.
Quote from Tim
Jill: What would happen if Binford asked Bob Vila to come and co-host Tool Time whenever he felt like it?
Tim: I'd probably hit him in the head with a board like I did last time.