Tim Quote #2432
Quote from Tim in A Funny Valentine
Liddy Talbot: Well, while I was dating your father, I broke up with him for a drummer. Drummers, they're bad news.
Tim: So it would seem.
Liddy Talbot: Well, after we had Liz, he just took off. Left me broke, stranded. Your father, bless his heart, gave me money so I could buy a piano and start giving lessons.
Tim: Wow! So he loaned you money to help you out.
Liddy Talbot: Yeah. And by the time I was able to repay him, he'd died. So then I saw you on TV yesterday, and I realized this was my chance to settle up.
Tim: Liddy, this was a long time ago. It was between you and him.
Liddy Talbot: Oh, no, no, Tim. Please.
Tim: I can't take your money.
Liddy Talbot: Tim! Tim! It's very important to me.
Tim: Well, you know, what's funny is that my mom is moving back in town, and Dad always wanted her to have a china hutch. And maybe that's what I'll use this for.
Liddy Talbot: That's a great idea. Um, buy it, don't build it. I saw yesterday's Tool Time.
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‘A Funny Valentine’ Quotes
Quote from Tim
Tim: Welcome to Tool Time. I am Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor. Of course, you all know my assistant, Al Borland. [crowd applause] Well, welcome to remodeling week here on Tool Time. Today we're gonna show you some space-saving items around the home, like this clever little clap rack.
Al: All right, let's start over here at the kitchen counter.
Tim: No better way to save space than utilize it well. Under-counter recycling bins.
Al: And this narrow area is a great place for a dispenser for aluminum, wax paper and plastic wrap.
Tim: And what about my special drawer?
Al: What is so special about this drawer?
Tim: This is a drawer you can put all the stuff you can't find any other place for. You know, like buttons and pins that don't work, string, thimbles, you know, navel lint, rakes, brooms, skis, poles... There's even room for you in there, Al.
Al: I don't think so, Tim.
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Al: All right. Now, this is a nifty idea. This is a cooling unit in a drawer. It's great for fruits and vegetables, close to the cutting board.
Tim: As well as your wine, your beer, your vodka.
Al: And that extra liver you're going to need for the transplant.
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Al: Now, if you need some extra space in the utility room, this unit is a washer/dryer all in one.
Tim: Oh! Finished your laundry, Al. [holds up a large pair of flannel underpants] Oh, gosh darn it, I must've shrunk 'em.
Al: All right. Now, over to the family unit here.
Tim: Now, you can't possibly tell me these are called briefs. How many flannels you have to kill to get underwear this size?