Tim Quote #2403
Quote from Tim in Totally Tool Time
Tim: Ha-ha. Welcome back to Tool Time. Every now and then we have a segment we call The Unsung Hero. Well, today's guest is just that. His name is Seymour Wonderfleffin. And, uh... So, Seymour... Let's give a big Tool Time welcome for Sy!
Tim: Uh, welcome to the show, Sy.
Sy: Pleasure to be here, Tim. Sy works at, um... ...the Department of Animal Control.
Al: So, are you the top dog? [Sy chuckles] The fat cat?
Sy: No, I'm just a regular guy who scrapes dead animals off the highway.
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Quote from Wilson
Tim: Wilson, thank you very much for being a guest on today's show.
Wilson: Oh, Tim, it's my pleasure. You know, I have many relatives living in Sweden. They're gonna be so thrilled to see me on TV. Some of them have never seen my face.
Quote from Tim
Jill: If the show's a big hit in Europe, does that mean we finally get to go there?
Tim: Yeah! We can go to England and visit the Aston Martin factory. Italy, the Ferrari plant. A romantic weekend in Stuttgart at the Porsche factory.
Jill: That's about as romantic as touring a sausage factory.
Tim: We can do that too. On the way home, we'll swing by Poland.
Quote from Brad
Tim: Hey, guys. I got the mail. There's a package from Sweden. You know what that means?
Brad: You won the Nobel Prize again?