Tim Quote #2396
Quote from Tim in Totally Tool Time
Al: You park your pants... right here. And you hang the coat right there. And it's all ready for you in the morning.
Tim: What's ready for us now is our side rails and our dowels.
Al: That's right. I'm gonna start off by shaping our shoulder bar with the scroll saw.
Tim: After Al's done with that, we'll be shaping that shoulder bar in this steamer box. Get it into the right shape for us for our final preparations.
Al: OK. Now, notice my wide, rounded curves. [Tim looks Al's rear]
Tim: We'll be right back after these messages from Binford.
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Quote from Wilson
Tim: Wilson, thank you very much for being a guest on today's show.
Wilson: Oh, Tim, it's my pleasure. You know, I have many relatives living in Sweden. They're gonna be so thrilled to see me on TV. Some of them have never seen my face.
Quote from Tim
Jill: If the show's a big hit in Europe, does that mean we finally get to go there?
Tim: Yeah! We can go to England and visit the Aston Martin factory. Italy, the Ferrari plant. A romantic weekend in Stuttgart at the Porsche factory.
Jill: That's about as romantic as touring a sausage factory.
Tim: We can do that too. On the way home, we'll swing by Poland.
Quote from Brad
Tim: Hey, guys. I got the mail. There's a package from Sweden. You know what that means?
Brad: You won the Nobel Prize again?